How to date Syn
- Learn what is sarcasm and what isn’t. Quickly.
- Never comment badly on his smoking habits. Unless you want to be the ashtray.
- Keep him out of the kitchen during a fight.
- Don’t leave during a fight if you value your belongings.
- Hot, hard sex is the best make up strategy.
- Designer clothes work too
- And Jewelry
- Make up as well.
- Hide your credit card.
- Understand that he takes avenged sevenfold seriously. He is a full believer in helping karma along if you do him wrong.
- Don’t cheat if you cherish your baby makers.
- Have a healthy sex drive and keep an open mind.
- Understand that insults can be a type of affection.
- ‘I love you’ is a phrase seldom used but makes it worth that much more.
- Insanity comes with the territory. Take it in stride.
- A fat wallet is important.
- Hold your own intellectually. Fall back on strength when all else fails.
- You can find his picture in the dictionary under ‘Stubborn’. Learn persuasion and bribery.
- If you can make him purr, you’re on the right track.
- If you’re weak, he will crush you.
- Be a dork with him.
- Touch those hips.
- Talk dirty and be in control.
- Defend him, even when he’s wrong. He’ll do the same for you in a heartbeat.
- Realize that a little piece of him will always be in love Matthew Sanders and never try to out do him because. Well, you can’t.
"An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle, but will never break." ▲
(Source: soushi-kun)
